Yes, this is G.

Time Fungus.

2006-03-14T22:51:00.000+08:00

It's official.
I am fungus infected.
What I thought about me changing into a human leopard is actually fungus residing on my back just because it's fucking broad and shit.
Screw you, motherfuckers! Get off my back!

Dr. Siva, a part-time skin specialist at the goverment hospital, better yet known as Hospital Tengku Ampuan Rahimah here is a very serious man.
They're all (they as in Dr. Siva and his wife, Aunty Pat) punctual people.
Aunty Pat called mom yesterday and said "We leave at 8.30 a.m., okay?" so mom and me left our house at 8.28 a.m. to see Aunty Pat outside our gate at 8.30 a.m.
We reached the hospital at 8.50 a.m. and my appointment was at 9 a.m.
Around 8.59 a.m. (I checked my phone clock, okay?), Dr. Siva walked in the room.
If it wasn't for the total UNpunctuality of the hospital staffs, I would have had breakfast at 9.30 a.m., gone over to my aunt's place to play with Baby Vincent at 10.30 a.m. and gone back home to sleep at 12 a.m. and will have just enough sleep before Add Maths class at 3 p.m.
So anyways, Dr. Siva said those are not rashes but fungus.
Great!
Just in case you don't know what I'm talking about,
I HAVE PANAU ON MY BACK. LOTS OF 'EM.
If you still don't know what the fuck panau is, sila rujuk kamus dewan.
Embarrassment is the right word, I guess to describe the idiot fungus on me.
Which was I why I didn't follow the girls to Sunway Lagoon today.
That explaines why I don't do swimming, beach-ing, sunbathing (DEFINITELY A NO-NO, I'm black enough) and water polo-ing (which I like).
And now you know.

No tuition tomorrow!
YES!
Btw, I got myself a Xanga.
I cannot stand not having more than one blog, okay?
I have to.
Haha.
Enjoy!

Penang, Penang.

2006-03-12T23:57:00.000+08:00

I'm baccccck.

~~Post tomorrow :)~~

Although it's a one-day only trip, I had fun!
We as in me, dad, mom and my aunt left Klang at about 6 in the morning and we had our first stop at Bidor for brunch cause dad was being such a kiddie about getting to eat his chee cheong fun.
So he had his chee cheong fun and he packed another 3 packets to be brought over to Penang for the relatives there.
The scenery on the way was simply breath-taking. Especially when there's mist everywhere and the air is oh-so-cool!

(breath-taking enough?)

(oh hello, penang!)

We reached Penang at about 10 a.m. and we visited my 5th grandaunt but she wasn't at home.
So we panicked for a while but we quickly went over to the 8th grandaunt's place without wasting much time.
She is the most adorable old lady ever.
She's about 70 plus, very tiny and she still sells newspaper.
She have a HANDPHONE!
I should have get her number and I could sometimes text message her or something.
But she's got this bump on her neck which is almost the size of her head.
Despite that, she's still cute and strong!

(that's the daughter at the back. can you see the bump on the neck? )

After that, they decided to drop me at Gurney Plaza to be reunited with my rockerfellows.
Liliana was at gym when I reached so I called Erin who was still on her way and Jeannie who was still paktohing.
So luckily there was some book fair going on, my parents just went over to check the books out.
So I waited, and waited, and waited and then Erin came.
She was hungry so she and her friend went over to had brunch.
In the mean time, Liliana came down from gym with Ivy's brother, Jeffrey (hot!) and then introduced her to my parents and then they left to 5th grandaunt's place.
So we went down to the food court to look for Erin who was there with her friends.
We chilled and then went up to Red Spot then nature called Erin and she went.
Me and Liliana followed her but we decided to wait outside, of course.
That's when we started playing with the camera.

(kawaii ne~! i look thin in the last pic, right?)

After that, Erin joined us.

(what's with erin and those funny faces?)

But soon after that, she had to go back with her friends cause her stuff was in their car.
So me and Liliana just wandered around GP doing nothing.
Then after God knows how long, Jeannie came.
Then we followed Jeannie to get her jeans inside Parkson.
After that, we went down to Domino's to have our lunch.

(ms. liliana katio & ms. jeannie lee. my darlings.)

(the main reason i went to penang.)

Then my parents called and I had to go.
It was so quick and I didn't wanna go, man.
We were having fun just talking and chilling like as though we've been friends forever.
We reached Sabak Bernam to drop my aunt at around 8 p.m. and we continued on and reached Kuala Selangor for dinner at around 9 p.m.
Finally reached home at 11 p.m. sharp.

I didn't get myself or anyone anything in Gurney.
No, wait.. I got myself black hoop earrings.
I'm obsessed with hoop earrings, man.
Huge ones!
Just talking about it makes me excited.
Hmmm..

I guess that's all.
To those I didn't get to meet up in Penang like Sanjay (mr. i-got-no-credit), Michelle, Sabby, Xtine and all, next time!
I'll be back!
Or if you guys are down in KL, call me!

(ps: the connection is so fucking fucked up. it took me the entire day to upload these pictures. knnccb. )

Hohoho.

2006-03-11T22:33:00.000+08:00

I love my brother, I tell you.

Last night, me and mom had a fight because apparently, I've been "going out far more than I should have".
Just so you know, the only days I get to go out is on weekends and holidays, if my brothers could fetch.
And that also if I had transportation, which doesn't include the very useful public buses and LRT/KTM/whatever.
So today's the fashion show, and me and the girls were so bloody excited but I haven't asked mom's permission which I thought she would definitely let cause it's only in Klang.
So I went "Ma, can I go to JJ - KEC tomorrow?".
She went nuts and it seemed to me like she yelled "WHAT THE FUCK FOR?!" but it's actually just "FOR WHAT?!" in a very loud and scary way.
I explained and she yelled and yelled and yelled and I defended few times and she yelled and yelled and yelled and I went up my room to sing and she yelled and yelled and yelled.
So I texted my brother and bitched to him and he was being such an angel to me.
He went "I'll talk to her about it. If not, I'm going shopping tomorrow if you wanna follow," I could almost wish he was my boyfriend at that moment.
LOL.

So he brought me to The Curve today.
We had fun. Just shopping alone can bring family close.
He bought me two baby tee from F.O.S which I totally love and bought himself a few lot of tees.
We had brunch at some Japanese restaurant (Sakae or something).
Then we went over to Ikano which was kinda boring but that's where I got my shirt.
Then we came home and I got another good news!
We're going down to Penang tomorrow!
WOOHOO!

I'm so bloody excited I forgot to say that my mom isn't talking to me.
YAY!

Okay, need to go pack now although we're only going for a day :(
But at least I'm going there, and you're not!
YAAAAY!

Guess who's back?

2006-03-09T23:43:00.000+08:00

Dad's homeeee!
I think my family have this thing or two for surprises.

(My third brother, Seng gave us a surprise when he came back from Australia. No one but his twin, Keong who fetched him from the airport knew about it. I got an Emily bag, the one I'm using now, as suprise #2 then!)

Dad took a cab home from airport and all he said to me the moment I came down was "RM68! So expensive.." And we hugged and I could feel the cold weather he just came back from just by hugging. Oh, I crave!
But I didn't get any Emily the Strange, any scented candles, or any Elizabeth Ardens.
Dad decided to listen to mom when she said "Don't have to buy anything, just get some alchohol".
He got a bottle of Chivas which comes in a rather unique box. Not the normal you see everyday ones.
It's like velvet. I said LIKE.
And it's more expensive than the normal everyday-look ones.

So the daughter got nothing but bars of soaps.
But it doesn't matter as he's back and now I could try to confirm with him about my Penang trip!

Madonna and Snakebites.

2006-03-09T15:30:00.000+08:00

Step by step to make Gwen's holiday a fun and exciting week.

#1 Get a tattoo or a piercing.
STEP 1 : Confirm with Ee Von about getting a tattoo together. (If yes, go to step 2. If no, skip to #2)
STEP 2 : Decide to get a tattoo or a piercing. (If tattoo, go to step 3A. If piercing, go to step 3B)
STEP 3A : Choose design and size of tattoo.
STEP 3B : Choose part and type of piercing.
STEP 4 : Loan/beg for money.
STEP 5 : Chill ouuut and get pierced/tattooed!

#2 Meet ups with Penangites in Penang.
STEP 1 : Confirm with parents about the Penang trip. (If yes, go to step 2. If no, skip to #3)
STEP 2 : Confirm date of trip with parents.
STEP 3 : Call Liliana, Jeannie and Erin.
STEP 4 : Get excited.
STEP 5 : Call them again immediately after reaching in Penang land.
STEP 6 : Chill ouuut!

#3 Meet ups with Penangites in KL.
STEP 1 : Confirm with Jeannie and Erin. (If yes, go to step 2. If no, skip to #4)
STEP 2 : Let the mother know earlier.
STEP 3 : Get excited.
STEP 4 : Invite Ling, Farah and Vivien* along.
STEP 5 : Chill ouuut!
* Homegirls

#4 Be That Girl* Fashion Show.
STEP 1 : Ask the mother's permission. (If yes, go to step 2. If no, rot in room)
STEP 2 : Call Homegirls to confirm.
STEP 3 : Pick Ling up from BRSC on Saturday noon.
STEP 4 : Go over to KEC for the bazaar.
STEP 5 : Chill ouuut and enjoy the show.
* Be That Girl

I am so excited!
One more dayy to go!
Oh and of course, we cannot forget..

#5 Chill out time with girls.
Step 1 : Plan who's house.
Step 2 : Play Scrabbles!
Step 3 : Karaoke sessions with Viv.
Step 4 : Movie marathon.
Step 5 : Shopping.
Step 6 : Gossip.
Step 7 : Chill ouuut!

OMFGZ, I cannot bloody wait!

Hi, dad.

2006-03-08T19:47:00.000+08:00

Dad has been in England for 3 days now. I wonder how's he doing. I never really wonder before but I am now!
FYI, I'm close with my entire family. Family is the most important thing to me.
Friends? Not very important. But if you may ask, "What about Ling, Farah and Vivien?".
They ARE family :)
Well, literally - and sometimes.

So anyway, dad's been away for 3 days now. The weather in Manchester is amazing - to me.
Send me anywhere below 20° and I'll love you forever.
And yeah, dad haven't called back too. He must be enjoying the weather there!
While we, back here in Malaysia is burning to death.
He better bring me back a room of (lasting) snow to be kept inside my room.
I miss my daddy :(

But in the other hand, you have no idea what a fucking retard my Moral teacher is.
Yes, the fat one. I mean, she's so fat we didn't even know she was pregnant until Mr. Don came in to replace her!
Now we noticed the huge belly is missing but still, there is fats all over.
I'm not trying to say I'm thin or what but she's fat lah and it annoys the shit out of my English teacher.
And here's the most fucked up part about my Moral teacher.

(Scenes are translated in English)
Scene #1
She just got back from her maternal lift.

She: Ehh.. Hong Hong! You cut your hair!
Me: ...
She: WHY? You look so funny.
Me: ...
She: You fat already lah!
Me: (FUCK YOU LAH, BITCH!) Oh, right and "you've became thinner".

Scene #2
We come to this part where we have to act out the drama scene from the textbook.

She: Hmmm.. Who should I choose to play the mother? Who looks like a mother here? Let me see.. Hmmm.. I know! Gim Keat (who is so obvious a HE)! Okay, Gim Keat plays mommy and hmm, now we have to look for a daddy.. Who shall I choose? Hmm.. I know (, let's choose Hong Hong cause she's a fucking female and it'll be fun to imagine her with a dick and play dad)! We choose Hong Hong cause she got no more forehead (I didn't know dad's don't have foreheads. Or maybe it's just her dad). Hahahahaha. Hong Hong, why you cut your hair like that?
Me: (FUCK YOU, BITCH! YOU TAKE OUT YOUR TUDUNG AND SHOW ME YOUR HAIR NOW!) My wish lah.
She: Not nice lah.
Me: I like lah.
She: Why? Not nice also.
Me: I say nice, I like enough lah. Why would I wanna care what people say about my hair (which was a lie)?

Bitch, please.

Me and Ee Von are planning to get our tattoo done together.
I'm so excited but I'm also so broke at the same time.
So how?
Should I just a tongue piercing instead?
Or a lip?
Sigh.

2006-03-07T21:29:00.000+08:00

No title bar. How sad.
But yep, this is G!
In case you're blind, totally illiterate or simply a dumbfuck, G is my initial.

So to new blogders*, this is G for Gwen - also for Goddess, Good, Great and .. Goofball.
My birthday's not so soon, so there's nothing much interesting I could say about myself for now but if you consider me being a birthday person interesting, then yeah, I am a birthday person!
I've decided to change blog again cause heartless-romantic sounds so plain and I've googled that and found out that I'm not the only Heartless Romantic on MySpace and who would have known, The Dears had a song called Heartless Romantic.
Guess I'm not that creative afterall.
But yes, this is the heartless romantica! Romantica sounds so fucking exotic, don't you think?

Okay, so now you know that this is G and you know what to do! ;)

(* blog readers)

2006-03-06T23:07:00.000+08:00

FIRST 398th POST!

Woots!